Hi, I'm ✧Axel✧
perhaps better known as seductress wwx or prettyweiyings
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2023 THREADFICS PT. 1
cw // mpreg
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) November 10, 2022
𝘋𝘳. 𝘓𝘢𝘯 𝘞𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘫𝘪, 𝘔.𝘋., 𝘖𝘉𝘎𝘠𝘕, reads the pristine, gold nameplate on the door.
wei ying knocks on the door twice. “hi, i don’t have an appointment. think you could slot me in?”
lan zhan beams. “of course, wei ying. come in, how can i help?”
“i do not wish to marry anyone, wei ying,” lan zhan declares.
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) March 6, 2023
wei ying gulps uncomfortably. carefully, he says, “but you are the emperor of this country. and with such great roles come great responsibility.”
“i do not wish to marry anyone that is not you,” lan zhan clarifies.
“wei wuxian, there’s someone waiting to see you,” wen qing says as she clambers out of the kitchen.
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) March 13, 2023
“this late?” wei ying raises a brow.
“yes.”
wei ying dusts his hands on his robes and enters his private room to meet this patient of his.
——
“dianxia? why are you—”
lan zhan has never liked the wet stench that blankets swimming complexes— it makes him wrinkle his nose in disgust.
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) March 26, 2023
too bad for him, a-yuan absolutely enjoys his swimming lessons!
“hi! i’ll be taking over mr. nie’s swimming class today!”
lan zhan blinks.
a-yuan’s at that age where he doesn’t really remember his parents’ names.
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) March 28, 2023
one evening, he stumbles across the thesis lan zhan wrote for his PhD.
“lan zhan, where’s a-yuan? dinner’s almost ready?” wei ying chimes from the kitchen.
“isn’t he in his playroom?”
cw // mpreg
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) March 31, 2023
wei ying’s almost reaching end of his term. his legs are swollen and sore, bending over is difficult and he can’t even see his toes!
a-yuan walks to him with his bunny plushie.
“come here,” wei ying pats the empty spot on the couch beside him.
a-yuan scoots in,
cw // a/b/o , mpreg
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) April 5, 2023
𝘩𝘢𝘪 (9-11pm) time draws near and the candle on lan zhan’s desk flickers restlessly.
though it is late, lan zhan is still encapsulated by what he’s reading, much to the chagrin of wei ying who is clearly dying from lack of attention.
“lan zhan~” wei ying
“wei ying, could you bring me the papers i need to sign?” lwj drones over the intercom.
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) April 8, 2023
“coming,” wwx singsongs with a little sigh.
typically, employees leave their docs with wwx for lwj to sign and wwx has 1, maybe 2, tricks up his sleeve to spice up their boring afternoon.
lan zhan had just finished a 36-hour shift at the hospital when he hears three knocks at his door.
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) April 10, 2023
it’s late and it’s pouring outside so who could it be?
“wei ying?” lan zhan says in surprise, when he opens the door and sees wei ying standing there, a sheepish grin on his face.
a silly thought
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) April 14, 2023
like what if dragons wagged their tails like dogs when they’re excited/happy
and it’s funny because baby lwj often looks like 😐
but when bby foxxian shows up, even though his face is 😐 u can see his tail behind going up & down bc he’s so happy to see foxxian pic.twitter.com/mWCqSzkFfX
cw // age difference
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) April 16, 2023
wei ying hops on the bandwagon and does a tiktok trend — the one with the caption “sometimes all you need is…”
𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥.
cw // mpreg
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) April 18, 2023
baby jin ling rolls onto his tummy in front of wei ying’s floor to ceiling mirror, giggling as he does it, rocking back and forth.
wei ying gleams at him. he’s so cute.
when jin ling spots his reflection in the mirror, he starts laughing more, clearly amused by
thinking about wei ying who loves animals and is determined to give his 8-month old son, a-yuan, a comprehensive education on animals.
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) April 24, 2023
lan zhan doesn’t mind it, but sometimes he gets confused because he has no clue what a-yuan is asking for. 😭
modern 🐉🦊
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) April 24, 2023
dragonji finds a cold, shivering baby fox on his porch one rainy evening.
he takes it in and cleans the little baby before wrapping him in blankets to keep him warm.
and 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦, baby foxxian imprints on him.
cw // mpreg
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) April 30, 2023
wei ying has been recuperating at lan zhan’s family home after just giving birth to their son.
one evening, lan zhan returns home to find his uncle and wei ying… 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘨.
“what’s the problem now?” he asks with a sigh.
“baba, baba! what’s for dinner?” a-yuan clambers into the kitchen and wei ying shoots him a stare, with a finger on his lips.
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) May 17, 2023
a-yuan covers his mouth with his little hand. but the excitment visibly seeps through his restraints.
2023 Threadfics pt. 2
“wangji, the empress dowager of the yiling wei clan has sent an invitation to the young masters of our clan to be possible suitors for her daughter, wei ying,” lan qiren states, the parchment paper poised in his hand.
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) September 1, 2023
lan wangji looks up, gaze vacant. "i respectfully decline.”
just thinkin’ about lwj who does livestreams every night, talking to anyone who’ll listen because it helps him unpack and process the day’s events. it’s a nightly routine. it cannot be skipped.
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) September 3, 2023
and wwx, his one faithful viewer who watches his streams religiously every night.
“lan zhan… have you already forgotten me? i’m wei ying,” wwx says, his voice barely a whisper, on the verge of cracking as his earnest request is met in return with lan zhan’s indifferent gaze.
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) September 9, 2023
“leave,” lwj replies, “if you are not going to do what you came here to do.”
today’s thought:
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) September 14, 2023
wei ying offers to babysit his neighbour’s toddler for a day (it’s free money! and new tiny friends! valid reasons in wei ying’s opinion)
—anyway, lan zhan comes home to an inflatable bounce house in his hallway, several colourful balls and a conked out baby.
“lan zhan, get me a glass of whiskey. fill it to the brim. i’m gonna chug it all down.”
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) September 14, 2023
“okay, who hurt you?” lwj asks, as he sets down the glass in front of wwx.
“no one. i’m just depressed. why are men on dating apps so boring?”
cw // mpreg
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) September 15, 2023
“wei wuxian!!!” cssr screeches, her voice echoing through the hallway.
wwx may be in his early 30’s, but his mother’s voice will never fail to send shivers down his spine.
“when i told you to find a suitable partner, i 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 mean a shotgun marriage!!!”
thinking about lwj who has a chat with himself so he can save important stuff— pictures, videos, anything that isn’t ready to meet the world, you get the idea
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) September 17, 2023
except one day, he accidentally sends this picture to wwx, a cute guy he bumped into & has been talking to 🤭 pic.twitter.com/BZjaGxQVnU
"wei wuxian, didn't i tell you—"
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) September 19, 2023
"—i'm back," wwx chimes. wen qing turns to look, wiping her hands on her apron.
her jaw drops.
at the entrance of the tent, wwx stands hunched over with a heavily injured lwj leaning on him, crimson blood seeping through his white armor plates.
“wei yimg gege what’s wrong?” a-yuan climbs into wwx’s lap, with a yellow brick in one hand and spiderman sunglasses in the other.
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) September 23, 2023
“gege sad?” he prompts, when wwx doesn’t answer.
“i’m okay, baobei,” wwx offers him a smile. “just feeling a little overwhelmed.”
this is for the wlw wangxian luvrs 🥰
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) September 24, 2023
cw // genderbend ♀
“what are you looking at, lan zhan?” wwx murmurs, reaching her arms around lwj’s frame to hug her from behind.
steam billows from lwj’s cup of tea and her breath fogs up the window just a little.
“the snow,” she hums.
just a thought…
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) September 25, 2023
a-yuan sits in the wrong lap during toddler yoga class. at first, he wiggles around and gets all comfortable.
then he sees that baba’s watch is missing.
startled, he turns to look, only to be met with a stranger’s face. and then he starts to wail.
genderbend ♀️
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) September 26, 2023
wwx decides to hop on a POV trend: “trying to dom my gf” because she’d seen another couple do it and is fairly confident that she can pull it off.
but lwj isn’t one to give in that easily now, is she?
cw // mpreg
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) September 28, 2023
annoyance bubbles in wwx’s chest everytime he sees his diamond ring— it sits heavy on his slim hand.
yet, a harrowing guilt fills him when he takes it off.
a-yuan lifts his head from wwx’s belly where he’d been resting.
“there is a baby in your tummy, baba.”
#Xiantober Day 1: dad!xian
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) October 1, 2023
“baba! are you and a-die cousins?” a-yuan asks, in deep thought, as if he’s considering the repercussions of what will be, if lwj and wwx were indeed, cousins.
“huh?!” wwx nearly spits out his coffee. “no, baobei, we are 𝘯𝘰𝘵 cousins.”
“why not?”
♀️genderbend
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) October 15, 2023
listen. ceo femji who wears different coloured blazers based on her mood— something like this:
baby blue: happy, chill
black: probably had a board meeting earlier, do not piss her off 😭
except, new hire femxian doesn’t know this code, so she learns the hard way.
cw / mpreg
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) October 17, 2023
“have you heard? some cultivators from gusu—” “visiting our town!”
WWX turns to the merchant with a small smile as the voices of the townspeople whiz past him.
he glances at his belly where his coin pouch is, concealed by his robes.
he’d begun to show a while back.
here’s a wangxian meet-cute:
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) October 22, 2023
WWX posts a video of bby a-yuan having tummy time with the caption: “hey guys please help me look after my son while i do something real quick ☺️”
LWJ comes across this post.
the next day he bumps into WWX in the lobby as he’s leaving with a-yuan
sometimes i think about WWX as a parent and how he makes a conscious effort to give a-yuan the childhood that he did not have.
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) October 24, 2023
when a-yuan dresses himself up without WWX’s help for the first time, he’s there celebrating the boy’s win—
“oh, mr. bunny look! a-yuan did it!”
thought:
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) October 26, 2023
WWX looks after his neighbour’s 10 month old while he’s at work.
that evening, when LWJ returns from his 9-5, he beelines to the kitchen where he’d heard WWX’s humming, only to find him wearing the carrier with a-yuan in it, his chubby hand in one of his bottles.
for some reason, lwj being a boyfriend for rent & having a strict no second date policy going on repeat dates with one of his clients, wwx, just hits different
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) October 29, 2023
with everyone else it’s free dinner, but with wwx, it’s subtle caressing & endless flirting, maybe even a few kisses 👀
cw // mpreg
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) October 29, 2023
“i will not allow you to marry him.”
lwj’s jaw tightens at his father’s words. whether qhj is simply in a bad mood or if he’s genuinely against this union, lwj doesn’t know, so he tries his luck one more time.
“but bixia, wei ying is with child.”
wei ying with a womb tattoo, anyone? 🥹
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) November 6, 2023
i think it’d be like a rite of passage for him after he gets married to lwj. it’s not a tradition set by the lan sect. it’s from his family’s heritage.
he knows his mother had one, though she never spoke about it.
if lwj knew about this
♀ genderbend #wangxian
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) November 11, 2023
"this girl will be your new handmaiden," crown prince lxc says with a pleased smile.
wwx lowers her gaze to her clasped hands in her lap.
"i have no use for a handmaiden," lwj huffs, before storming off. pic.twitter.com/HiJ2wJS3W0
wangxian's 2nd date would be at a pottery class and i know LWJ would paint something really pretty, maybe a field of gentian flowers.
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) November 14, 2023
they're sitting opposite each other, so LWJ can't see what WWX is painting, which is fine bc WWX looks really focused, and LWJ doesn't want to
🔞
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) November 25, 2023
lwj and wwx have only begun seeing each other.
two weeks into dating, lwj sends a very special gift to wwx, meant for his eyes (and use) only, but due to some unforeseen circumstances, a-yuan, wwx’s son, gets his grubby hands on it first. 😵💫
“baba, do i really have to go to school?” a-yuan whines.
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) November 26, 2023
“a-yuan, we are walking to your school now,” lwj replies.
“𝘸𝘰𝘸…” a-yuan slows in his tracks, hand falling from lwj’s.
there stands a man, fully tattooed on both arms, leaning against his bike and sipping his coffee.
♀genderbend
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) November 28, 2023
fem #wangxian in a photobooth! this is only their third date, btw
they have ten seconds to do four different poses, but lan zhan has something up her sleeve 😈
the moment the timer reaches 3, lan zhan pulls wei ying by the hem of her shirt into a tantalising kiss,
♀ genderbend #wangxian 🔞
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) November 30, 2023
it’s movie night for lwj & wwx, a thing they’ve been doing weekly since they began dating.
lwj had been working late but she’d rushed home bc she wouldn’t miss this for something as mediocre as work.
“lan zhannn~” wwx sighs when lwj sits down,
cw mpreg
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) December 2, 2023
today’s thought is older wangxian (39) finding out that wwx is pregnant.
it was not planned, obviously 🤭
they already have lsz, who’ll turn 18 this year and they’d decided back then that one is enough, so needless to say, this little one is a jolly surprise.
toddlers #wangxian
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) December 9, 2023
“a-ying, how was school?” cssr asks, the moment she hears little feet pattering across the floor to the kitchen.
wwx climbs up into the chair. “fun!” he gleams as he sits, “zhanzhan give yingying present today.”
“oh?” cssr raises a brow, “what did you get?”
wwx loves to do a-yuan’s hair up into different styles for school— be it braids, or some other cute way of tying it up.
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) December 8, 2023
except, a-yuan always comes home with his hair done differently.
“a-yuan, do you let anyone else touch your hair?” wwx asks, and while the little boy is privy
#wangxian a/b/o
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) December 14, 2023
older omega wwx is put on a dating app against his will (according to nhs, it’s time for him to stop being celibate‼️).
he gets a match almost immediately, to a certain alpha, ‘LZ’.
there is a special place in my heart for teen wangxian 🥺
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) December 19, 2023
teen wwx who tries everything up his sleeves to get teenji’s attention, from slipping notes onto his desk and into his locker, to not very discreetly gazing at him in class, instead of focusing on the lesson…
but lwj is
more teen wangxian brainrot… 🫣
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) December 21, 2023
if they realised their feelings for each other during CR arc, wwx would surely joke about getting married, thinking that lwj would just brush him off, as he has many times before.
the next morning, however, lwj takes him to their ancestral hall.
last night, while it rained, i thought about divorced wangxian...
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) December 22, 2023
wwx showing up at lwj's door, drenched from head to toe, asking if he can come in.
lwj lets him in, no questions asked. gives him a new set of clothes. dries his hair with a towel and a hairdryer. makes him tea.
♀genderbend #wangxian
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) December 24, 2023
wei ying is going to do a girlfriend reveal at the annual christmas get-together that she has with all her friends— and she’s so excited!
over the last couple of months, she’s been telling them about her new gf, how she’s so angelic, an embodiment of a
#wangxian fake dating
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) December 25, 2023
“lan zhan, i need your help.”
lwj pauses his typing and adjusts his glasses to look at wwx proper.
“i need you to pretend to be my boyfriend when i return home for the holidays.”
without any hesitation, lwj nods. “okay.”
“really?! you’ll do it?!”
“mn.”
post-canon #wangxian
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) December 27, 2023
wwx decides to surprise lwj with a few things— because he remembered that they’d only completed two bows in the jiang ancestral hall.
he still owes lwj the third one, and everything that comes after.
“have you got everything you need?” lwj asks, when wwx
#wangxian mpreg
— seductress wwx (@prettyweiyings) December 30, 2023
“bixia, the yiling laozu has been caught!”
lwj turns around, his hand on bichen’s hilt. from the platform that his throne is situated upon, he looks down at wwx, who had been kicked behind his knees and forced to kneel.
a splatter of blood adorns his cheek.